Planes v women

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:09 pm

~S~ all. here's something someone sent yrs ago. by the way, i screwed up and checked the auto-sign in in the hyper lobby. how the hell do i uncheck the passwprd plz. anyhow try this.

Airplanes Versus Women:

Airplanes can kill you quickly; a woman takes her time.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'
Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
Airplanes expect to be tied down.
Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.

However, when airplanes go quiet... just like women, it's a bad thing.